Wolf Pussy - Fight Soap

$9.95
Height 3.00
Width 2.00
Depth 1.00

You wake up to your alarm clock buzzing. You attempt to open your eyes but they are crusted shut. You peel away the crust and look to your left. The soft skin and brunette hair of your girlfriend makes you happy. Wait, you don't have a girlfriend. You turn your head to the right, you see the sharp lines and blonde hair of another girl. What happened to you last night? You stumble out of bed, the details of what happened the night before are still fuzzy. You kick on the shower and step into the water. You reach for your go-to bar of Soap; it's the only thing that can save you. You start to scrub away the fog that surrounds you. The custom fragrance of saw dust and maple syrup hits you and everything comes back to you. You're a Wolf Man. Last night you did Wolf Man things. You need a Soap that is made for a Wolf Man. Lucky for you, we have you covered.  Spiritus Systems is proud to bring you "Wolf Pussy" by FIGHT SOAP, for a limited time only. 



Fight soap is known for essential oils will create a soothing shower experience and are known for their antibacterial, anti-fungal, and deodorizing properties. But, there’s no magic. Good hygiene practices and good products will help you relax, recover, and get ready to crush another day.

Each Wolf Pussy bar comes in a durable plastic case that can be used as a waterproof travel container. Each soap weighs approximately 5 oz.

Please allow for slight variances in soap color and net weight as they are blended and poured into molds by hand.

Ingredients: 
Sodium Cocoate, Vegetable Glycerin, Propanediol, Water, Sunflower Extract, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sucrose, Plant-based Carrier Oils, Organic Essential Oils, Vitamin E, Fragrance.

May contain traces of soy and wheat products.

CAUTION: FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. USE ONLY AS DIRECTED. AVOID CONTACT WITH EYES. DISCONTINUE USE IF RASH, REDNESS OR ITCHING OCCURS. CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN IF IRRITATION PERSISTS. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF SMALL CHILDREN. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED TO DIAGNOSE, TREAT, CURE, OR PREVENT ANY DISEASE. IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, NURSING, TAKING MEDICATION, OR HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION, CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE USING THIS PRODUCT

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Wolf Pussy
Written by Aaron J Gastelum on Jan 27th 2018

Bought this soap intending to use it after training on the Jiu-Jitsu mats but fate had a little more in mind. Brought it to work, I am a Rescue Paramedic, just in case I became contaminated on the job. That night two boats collided leaving one dead body in the water, to be recovered days later, and one man with an arm and leg chopped off. I was one of the crew who pulled him out of the wrecked boat, stabilized him, and got him safely to the helicopter. He still lives, less some limbs, and I was clean and response ready in no time thanks to Wolf Pussy.